BANKS ARE ZEROS - The Clownhattan Project - April 27
April 27, 2021 - 3:45-7:00PM EST
Hello Avatar. Even if you are not a paid subscriber, we will be giving out free US Token at the event. While we won’t be bringing physical cash to the event, we will hand out vouchers for a range of $50-200 at the event (*free* paid via PayPal, will need to be there to see how it works).
Clownhattan - April 27, 2021:
At 3:45PM EST everyone will arrive at 2 Times Square NASDAQ
If you are a pre-approved Clown, please show up in your own custom outfit
If you are new to this event, simply show up wearing any mask that covers your entire face (Free masks and T-shirts will be available - limited quantity about 100). You will see how to get your free $50-200 US token and a free shirt/mask.
At 4:00PM EST when the market is closing, you will hear classical music begin to play. At this point feel free to hold up signs that say BANKS ARE ZEROS or simply meet the other Clowns at the event
Final item, DO NOT damage any property or do anything that will get you in trouble. This is a peaceful “party protest”. There is a wide range of people attending, some are even cancer patients so keep this in mind
Bonus points, bring some water/snacks if you plan on staying for a longer period of time.
Proof of Troll: In case people think this is a joke (it is not), please see the below video. It was actually made in 2035 and we sent it back to you in a time machine. The Koala is currently in rehabilitation and that is a good photo of his current condition in the Metaverse right now. If all of this is confusing… no problem… he/she can answer your questions directly as he/she is our Interim Chief Troll Officer <- Link.
See you on April 27, 2021!!!! Have fun and be SAFE.
"Banks are zeros - buy bitcoin"
For the Clowntown event, keep the messaging at a place that the normies can understand. You want to be picked up by the mainstream media. "Banks are zeros" is a populist message that MSM will pick up. References to "grasshoppers" and other cryptoverse stuff will just make you seem weird and off-putting (again, to the Boomer media). At most, you can mention bitcoin, because people know what that is. Don't mention dogecoin - you don't people to be able to dismiss your joke as a joke.
"Banks are zeros - buy bitcoin", combined with the clown imagery, is a simple, concise statement that the even the average boomer can understand and has a good chance of getting picked up.
NFTs are also in the popular consciousness (witness the SNL skit), so can maybe work that in with the clown imagery, but now the messaging gets more complicated, so it's a challenge.
"All revolutions begin as a fundamentally aesthetic break" -Curtis Yarvin
I'll just leave that quote here and let people connect the dots as they see fit.