City Guide: Dallas, Texas

Level 4 - Turbo Autist

Welcome to Dallas! For some reason it took several guides to get here, we’ve already bounced around from Tokyo to Iceland and somehow missed one of the top 3 cities in the USA (Dallas, Miami and NYC with Southern California coming in at 4th). Once again this assumes you are a single person, you are not broke and you are not a 2/10 river troll like us (no really they don’t accept people who look bad).