“Free” Subscription, Giveaway and Some Trolling

POST RATING - LEVEL ONE: NGMI CLOWN GRASSHOPPER

Welcome avatar! We’re still working on how to make the posts paid vs. free and we think this is an easy way to do one. If you don’t understand this post you’re 4-6 years behind in our degenerate opinion. Since we want the posts to be valuable for the paid subs as well, we have to at least provide some entertainment. Also. We’ll set up a Q&A for paid subs shortly to get real feedback on how to improve as we move along. Remember. None of this is financial/legal advice of any kind, it is a Cartoon Bull with Bowtie Avatar (perhaps from 2035…)

Some Free Coins to Pay: If you can’t afford $10 fiat a month or $100 for a year, your life is in a bad spot. Luckily US token is easy to beat (since all it does is go down in value). So we have an easy way for you to get some free coins in simple terms below: 

Work With a Dead Business: Centralized exchanges will slowly lose ground to decentralized exchanges. In fact it is happening faster than we could have ever possibly predicted. This is why the time is now to get involved. With that aside, centralized exchanges like Coinbase can be used to get some free tokens and learn about how all of this works. The Company is going public and we would never recommend using it unless you are 100% certain you want to remain tied to US tokens. 

Here is how it works, you simply go onto Coinbase, create an account and complete all of their “earn” functions. Ta Da. You don’t make much but you can make $100 US Token by simply taking the time to learn about random coins. This way you can simply sell it through Coinbase and you’re good to go! Subscription paid for a year or you can use it to pay for something else (hopefully not grasshoppers). 

https://www.coinbase.com/earn

Use Brave: This is a *REAL* project. This is *NOT* a recommendation to simply buy Brave. We will never disclose our positions in free posts. And. You can still earn Brave without paying a cent! How? Simply use it.

Centralized advertisers are screwed. They currently make money by slamming ads in your face 24/7. You click on a site and ad after ad after ad pop up. This is quite painful. You can solve this by simply downloading a new browser called Brave.

https://brave.com/download/

After you download this on your computer and on your phone, you can then earn free brave rewards for using the internet. Instead of being forced to see ads you are *PAID* to see ads. Instead of going into the details of how it works… we recommend downloading it now and learning real time. So go ahead and do it today before you forget. Download Brave as your default browser and download Brave as your default *phone* browser as well. It is that easy. Download and only use Brave from now on.

Before moving on here, you won’t get rich doing this. It’s minimal US token value. The good news? Better to get paid to use the internet vs. advertising bombardment. If you decided to troll random forums with BANKS ARE ZEROS, you also got paid to do this by using Brave. 

Random Giveaway - Crypto Tag: We’ve mentioned that Crypto Tag is a great way for a new person to help secure their coins on a cold wallet. As a reminder if you’re in the NGMI category, you need to 1) buy a Trezor/Ledger/COLDCARD, 2) buy a crypto tag - or manually carve words into metal and 3) store all of your cold items in a safe place. For the Turbo Autists or above, we know that Trezor isn’t perfect, we’re simply giving out basic security for someone who doesn’t want to spend a lot of time or money to get started with a small bag of coins. 

How the giveaway works? Pretty simple. Since we just gave you two easy ways to get coins for free, you need to send a screen cap to @BowTiedBull and @Crypto_Tag. What you need to show? You must show in TWO screen caps: 1) proof that you completed *one* earn event and now have $X US Token and 2) that you have installed Brave and have earned at least $0.01 of rewards. As you can see this game is a win win for the NGMI clown group. Anyone who completes the task will earn a small amount of coins and install Brave. It is simply a click and complete race to prove that you did it and send it to both accounts on twitter. We will *LIKE* the winner and retweet it. 

Summary: 1) any twitter account, 2) tag us and crypto tag, 3) have two screen caps proving you completed an EARN event and that you have installed Brave with a minimum $0.01 US token value and 4) we will click *like* on the first person to do this. For those that already have coins, we hope that you let the newbies take this free giveaway. We need a lot more people for DeGen Island (a lot!). 

XRP - GrassHopper Coin Update: As we’ve stated in the past we do not own Ripple (XRP) and never will. It is a centralized token which goes 100% against everything that crypto currency is about. While many believe we’re trying to simply talk about random coins, we are not. You can see it in the opinions we give and the willingness to avoid nonsense like Ripple. (check our twitter history which shows our prior calls, which we will no longer make public). 

We recognize the token may go up and down. Our goal here is to make you technically savvy *and* a sovereign individual. Ripple is not that. In fact there was a hilarious twitter interaction that we will delete later. The interaction was absolutely perfect and you can decide who you want to listen to. 2035 Cartoon bull vs….. 

So there you have it! That’s our quick free post. If you’re interested in learning about more serious matters, our paid subscription base hopes to turn you into a Sonic Autist (more than Turbo but not quite Vitamin Butane level).