Ayahuasca/Yage - 100 Hours in One Night
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You are not supposed to bring tech objects to these events. However. We’re deranged. We knew we had to pull it off for the culture. You will know instantly that this is BTB authentic writing and none of this is meant to be disrespectful to the process of the spirit world. Enjoy the Ride.
This post was written a some time ago, so no worries on any change in writing.
Welcome Avatar! The poll was run as a joke. The future is drugs, loneliness and gambling addictions. Of course the poll would say *yes*. Plot twist. Yage is a medicine confused as a drug by the masses.
On that note. This post was written from *three realms*.
Some dude is fighting a demon currently. Oh he lost it. At least in the physical realm (😂)
Wew jumped too early. Back to square one. There are three realms. Enter Realm 1.
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Part 1: The Physical Realm
Hitchhike your way to the jungle (🇵🇪). Coincidence it’s an actual jungle? Like BowTied jungle? Nah. Anyway. You arrive.
About 20 people are there. The shamans are all smoking tobacco (4 of them). You can’t touch them.
Sit down. They have you snort tobacco (burns 42069x more than pure cocaine). They bless the place. You are starved. Talk to master shaman about purpose. Wait.
Show time!
Drink the yage. Tastes like liquid aids. Tongue is now drier than 🐱
At this point people start puking. 🤮
Calling the experience a purge? An understatement. You puke and it feels like you threw up an actual demon. The prize? Hours of… stomach pain
Now people start losing it. On your left you can see people crying, screaming and asking God “why them”. On your right some dude is fighting a 👹 from the intro. Choose which group to join. You choose to see the fight!
Yeah he losing. Rolling on the floor screaming. Bare fisted punching the ground as hard as he can. The shamans step in and bring out: bells, smoke, liquids. *He takes his shirt off*. Which is the World Wide cue for insanity.
It takes 43 mins for him to stop screaming. Least thats when the timer was started on dis here smartphone. Probably a full 1 hour plus.
You decide to venture over into crying world. Unlikely a good idea to be near demon fighter.
Bad move. Looks like tons of pain and suffering. Primarily women who look possessed. Like the movie the ring. Except, they are hunched over. Holding a candle staring at the light.
Basically this but holding a candle and staring at it crying.
You lay down on your mat. And. You’re out - Spirit Realm
Jump to part 2 or continue with physical realm part.
Within the physical realm you feel outrageous internal organ pain. Imagine swallowing a gallon of hot fire embers. Except the embers never die and this lasts five hours. “You are being reborn” - says the shaman.
To get through the process you think of previous physical pains you’ve survived. You start running out of examples... Then you say “at least i am not fighting literal demons”. You chug water. You throw up again.
Poof! You’re back to 90-95% capacity in the physical realm. Faster than a memecoin can get rugged.
You go to a large fire and sit in a circle. Everyone has had a life changing revelation. Many share exactly what it was. Including your deranged authors.
The guy who was fighting the demon for over an hour is by far the happiest. They clean your energy with smoke and liquids. Some accidentally gets in your eyes and it burns. Pouring lemon juice in your eye would likely be a similar sensation.
All of your organs feel completely brand new and healed. Like removing plaque from your veins. Your gut is supposedly your second brain and is entirely cleared out.
You say thank you to the Shamans. You leave.
The Physical experience is over. The message is clear. No one gets through this realm without intense physical pain. The only solution is to endure it.
Part 2: The Spirit Realm
In the center of the physical realm experience is the spirit realm. Your eyes are glued shut.
In this case you are teleported into another jungle: snakes, tigers, peacocks, mice and wild pigs. You see a bunch of colors. Entirely black and a bright green grid.
You then enter into a portal (looks like a beehive in the jungle). You get to see all the bad you’ve done and all the good. Least thats how this one went.
It is unbelievably painful physically (see part 1) and mentally (you are here).
Absolutely no one lives life without being in the wrong multiple times.
Meanwhile. You can’t tell if you are thinking or someone is speaking to you. You learn about what your dead relatives are doing. All kinds of crazy detailed information.
Examples: 1) talking to dead parents/grand parents, 2) how to forgive someone who wronged you, and 3) what your dead relatives think you should do with your life. Are they your thoughts or is something filling your thoughts? You’ve lost control of your brain.
Once that is settled, you enter into max pain territory. Every single mistake you’ve made flashes in front of you. None financial. All heavy emotional investments from family to friends. And. Towards the end you get to see complete strangers you were supposed to help (yet you didn’t).
Showtime again!
You walk around the ceremony trying to console/help the strangers there with you. You’re told weird stuff from your head on how they should lay down and in what position. You’re bringing people water, helping them light candles etc
Now you’re listening to talking snakes and 🐅 🐯. They tell you what you need to do to help.
In the spirit realm you are: 1) helping due to advice from animals and 2) simultaneously being told all the horrible/amazing things you’ve done in your life (so far).
The roller coaster is 100x worse than holding a meme coin or illiquid NFT. It lasts 6 hours in the physical realm but in the spiritual realm it feels like 200 hours have passed.
You meet good and bad snakes. The bad snakes attempt to take your life. The difference? The bad snakes are venomous and you know it (large Boas). The good snakes are small and have a green DNA helix similar to the Caduceus.
The USA symbol of medicine. Image below with snakes.
You got lucky this time. Enough of your intuition tells you to scream at the bad snakes. They leave you alone.
Wham. A voice tells you exactly what your purpose in life is. For anyone wondering we won’t quit writing any time soon. For others their purpose is completely different.
You know with 100% certainty who you are supposed to keep close to you and who you should leave behind. People decide to mend/end marriages/relationships all from a single night of the Yage.
Poof back to physical reality.
The Spiritual experience is over. The message is clear. No one gets through this realm without intense emotional and psychological pain. The only solution is to endure it.
Part 3: The Digital Realm
Surprise. A part 3.
You’re not supposed to have technology. We break rules not laws. This is what you read us for anyway. Be real. It’s the only way to prove you’re living life on all out mode.
Currently, you’re reading a post from someone you don’t know. This would represent the next realm: physical, spiritual and digital. Digital is the new world.
Before laughing at this post on speaking to spirit animals who tell you what to do? (part 2)
There is a 100% chance you listened to at least one BowTiedJungle animal who you have never seen. Purely an image of an animal on a screen. It worked. What is the difference? Certainly, just another coincidence.
Don’t get it twisted. You took the risk of listening to cartoon animals. So a big thank you from the Jungle.
You deserve all the benefits from taking such an absurd leap of faith.
On that note. What is the message from the Digital Realm?
The future is still digital immersion.
People will spend more of their waking hours staring at screens/vr/ar than the physical realm. In fact, we’d wager that the majority of you already do this. Add up the screen time on your phone, your computer and a TV. Report back on how high it is and be honest.
In the digital realm you see immense disparity. People spending $100,000 to click a wheel that spins to say win or lose (greed). People spending $1,000,000+ on a JPEG (envy/insecurity). People sending a decade worth of salary to a bridge that was made 2 days ago to get an airdrop (anxiety).
The pain within the digital world is simply that: greed, envy, insecurity and anxiety.
Your value goes up and down with your digital asset prices and your digital social score (number of JPEGs you can speak to with a click). You now see your social status on-chain as more important than your social status in the Physical Realm.
Why? You spend more time there.
The Digital experience is born. The message is clear. No one gets through this realm without intense pain related to greed, envy, insecurity and anxiety. The only solution is to endure it.
Recap
The Physical experience is over. The message is clear. No one gets through this realm without intense physical pain. The only solution is to endure it.
The Spiritual experience is over. The message is clear. No one gets through this realm without intense emotional and psychological pain. The only solution is to endure it.
The Digital experience is born. The message is clear. No one gets through this realm without intense pain related to greed, envy insecurity and anxiety. The only solution is to endure it.
Note: this was written some time ago as further proof you do not go insane after the ceremony. Also. In the post it says “you got lucky this time” which suggests we’re confident we’ll be back (to an Ayahuasca ceremony) for reasons unknown today.
Final Notes
Full stop. This is by far the strongest drug/medicine and it isn’t even close. The writing style here isn’t meant to be pleasing to the majority. None of the stuff in here is meant to be disrespectful in anyway. Realistically, if it didn’t sound like us people would say we sold again 😂😂😂. Emojis just further proof of smartphone writing and being completely gone.
In our opinion: only go if you are trying to solve something with massive emotional ties. Absolutely nothing related to money or material items. Also. This is to be done in an extremely experienced environment, not in the USA or at your house. Finally, if you don’t think you need to try it, simply don’t. You’ll know if you need to try it.
Again. Warning. Do not book a random flight. Do not take this at your house or in the USA. Research, follow the rules, and don’t be on weird drugs. In fact, you should have had 0 alcohol for at least 3 months. Do your research! Many say that it will reach out to you if and when you are ready.
Hope you enjoyed living the experience through this post.
Perhaps once day you will be told that it is time to see the other side.
Stay Toon’d!
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I rarely talk about it, but I spent 7 days in the Peruvian Amazon doing ayahuasca for 5 nights.
Still very difficult to talk about the experience in a way that makes sense but it changed my beliefs and outlooks in a profound way.
I saw myself die and believed it enough (still do) that I lost my fear of flying (because I know and believe exactly how I'll die).
I was shown every single lie I've ever told, even the ones that I forgot. The ones that bothered me the most were the smallest ones because they served no purpose at all. When I got back to work I told my boss what I was actually doing in the jungle. I thought I'd get fired or drug tested. In stead my boss gave me even more leeway and freedom at work after we talked about my schedule and performance. Every time I replaced an old lie with a new truth to the person I had lied to, things got better not worse. I was afraid and hiding for nothing, worse than nothing, it was hurting me.
Truly, impossible to explain. Each night an eternity. I forgot who I was, I forgot what I was. I became a truly impartial observer. (The vomiting was awful). In a single night all of us there became close friends. Hard not to when you hear people screaming their demons aloud in the pagoda as you scream yours out as well.
There was nothing left to hide.
I'll probably never do it again, but my life would be worse if I had never done it at all.
This is the perfect post to share on LinkedIn.